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You know you’re insane when: You’re slicing little pepperonies for pizza earrings for your mother’s bright idea at 11pm. Wwwhhyyyy
fuckyeahretailrobin: Because the human error excuse only exists for actual humans and not, you know, retail employees. Some companies don’t even print their own signs. Some of them actually get all their printed signage from corporate.
Actual Sexual Advice Girl.Good advice - you’ll notice the common themes are communication and honesty. Sounds about right.
appledress: I love you guys. I wish I could live in this night for ever and ever… PS: Tori, you need to put up the pics of us with McLovin :D
I never thought I’d be able to draw one of these things but god knows it’s long overdue so here it is, an actual kiriban post! As of 10/28/13 over 1200 people followed this weirdo! Thank you guys so much for keeping up with my shenanigans
thedailystyles: Harry_Styles: I’ll be looking forward to next time. I love you, see you next year. H
you know you procrastinate too much when youtube starts recommending things like this…
*thinks about their actual first ever SU nsfw art*wow that was so fucking furry of me - I should try it again sometime
you know it is very funny how I always seem to find new friends through nsfw art
cant-get-enough-pearl: When someone gives you a smaller than average lake but you’re taking a break from water
You failed me U.S. you failed me… in a country where everything is guns, guns this, guns that, guns in schools and all that, where kids nowadays choose between Call of Duty or Battlefront, or even fucking Payday 2, this happens… what? did
You know, sometimes you read stuff in comics that makes you stop, think, and also say “what the fuck”, i got one of those moments while reading hellblazer #100, this is where Constantine is in hell and he learns about the sins of his father, and
you can either have standards, or you can get offyou can’t have both
ictonica: Thank You for all 24,600 followers If I still can post work, I will still post until 17 December. But seem like I can’t anymore. Where to find me?- Pretty much from google “ictonica” But I made a list for you Twitter [main, post
d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you
You’d think people would bury the fucking hatchet for one month a year but no y’all are still pissing around with your shitty ace discourse and ruining the first day of pride month for me so could y’all shut the actual fuck up and realize the community
yyliu: Find someone who looks at you the same way you look at Erwin Smith.
manyymedia: pixelrey: You’re not doing this…the effort would kill you. his face in the second one tho
blaqkwidow: i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
bifacts: Fact: Bisexuals are cute. All of them. Are you bisexual? You are cute. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules, you are cute.
pirategf: starting to think the amount of sleep you get has an impact on how much energy you have the next day. i’ll investigate more and get back to you
When you know that somebody you know has been snooping around your blog and you suddenly think twice before reblogging or liking things.....
Me dressed ridiculously for the Bronx Zoo trip. Just for you, anon. I hope this is what you’re looking for :)
queeneverdeen: have you ever experienced such a plot twist that you go to cover your mouth but you accidentally slap yourself in the face i have
savarend: everything i have waiting to be reblogged is fili & kili i know i have a problem dont you say a word #this is all your fault donnie everything im reblogging is from you CAN’T SEE THE HATERS
icefeels: donnie i bet you thought those zebra print tights and orange converse would never come back to haunt you guess what they’re fabulous and perfect for warg rides everyone will take you seriously now IT’S SO PERFECT! I actually did
ask box is open for questions to queer punk rock au armin you know you want to ask something xoxo
for nony!!!!!! (and Zane if you see this!) you can’t really see my makeup, but it’s Seahawks colors, too. special appearance by graham’s hands. I should probably be cheering for the Bronocs, because Manning brothers, but the Seahawks
I call this look “you’re going to hire me and then you’re going to accidentally unleash a trans menace to your kids. how does that feel?”
Good tidings we bring to you and your kin.
my resolutions for 2015 include keep wearing blue lipstick, don’t be afraid to draw your wings bigger, and actually get some contacts to show off this great look.
:-) ahhh thank you so much!!!! I love it!
Raise your hand if your OTP has literally made you cry, like real tears, not like you just said it on Tumblr but actually cried tears of real unexplainable to your family tears.
hotcheetoprincess: there is really nothing wrong with having never kissed anybody or having sex till you’re in your 20’s and i actually know so many girls who are in their 20’s and insecure about this which just tells me how normal it is
Actually I do know if I’ll get married because I’m going to marry Bismuth
thisdaysux: You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…”
klingggg: if you catch me staring at you in public I’m probably trying to figure out what the chances of you being a lesbian are
you complain saying you don’t have to explain yourself and yet you just did you actual giant nerd.
hedahearteyesforclarke: daisyridly: ok but you know those mutuals you follow during a certain obsession and over time you both drift out of the fandom and into different ones but u never unfollow them because they’re still cool and all and then one
madcapbaker: peregrint: can you imagine elrond as your dad u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like I had to show this to my sisters boyfriend who was across the room because his best friend is actually Hugo Weaving’s
Actually,you had long been crying in your heart, didnt you? But you were hiding it,that’s why you haven’t changed in…
do you ever like a fictional character so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them
happiest: them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you
you are the sun.
kidlightnings:as a fantasy writer you can absolutely just…throw away things you don’t like. it’s a fun worldbuilding exercise, actually. you have dragons and magic swords. you are allowed to get rid of ‘women are property’ and ‘being gay
thatferrybroad:cadensaurus:just-shower-thoughts:The human body is 70% water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety.#fucked up a perfectly good cucumber is what you didExcuse you, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I am clearly a pickle.
truebjdconfessions: Once when my relationship was new I caught my boyfriend looking at my doll when he thought I was still downstairs. He said “I don’t like you and you don’t like me but we both like her. So I don’t make you face the wall and
you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and
bombing: so what are you wearing? mm yeah that’s fucking hot…how many glasses of water did you have today? mmngh yeah you stay hydrated
katie-kapulet: jaunepois: reminder that this is a commercial that actually exists you weren’t dreaming
trust: have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself
jaclcfrost: give me any nickname you want. like for real. a shortened form of my actual name. something completely unrelated to my actual name. shit call me the name of one of my favorite characters. anything. any nickname. i will love it and love you
mind-invasi0n replied to your post: Keep updating the iPhone all you want Apple but… Actually you have an original Snake game somewhere on App Store :) Nokia didn’t make me pay 99c for it 10 years ago, I’ll be fucked if I’m
codependentbrothers: how dare you reblog something of mine and not leave detailed tags describing what you think about my post and your innermost dreams and desires along with your blood type and last four of your social how dare you
Actual image of snow-white-and-little-red in her natural habitat Beautiful
im doing an art project @ school and i used you and rhin as inspiration for 2 of the characters. i hope you dont mind (by @22-humpstreet)OH MY GOD??? I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OH MY GO D AHHH
bexwithspexs:jisuk: Two pairs of glasses fuck you. I know his pain
actually you know what everything u need to know about vocaloid was in that last photo i reblogged thats it thats vocaloid
actual-trash-baby-salamenca replied to your post: one of the team galactic commanders ma… do you look like you date MEN also tru
